Archive for September, 2005

A Happy Birthday With Thanks

2nd birthday?  3rd?

So today marks twenty years. It feels odd to say that. I remember my tenth birthday quite clearly–most of all I remember the excitement with which I approached that second digit. I had two numbers in my age, and that was big. There was a slumber party with about ten of my friends sleeping in a tent pitched in my backyard. That evening everyone decorated a page for me, which my mother later made into a little booklet marking my birthday and life up to that point. I still have it, tucked safely away amongst my belongings in North Carolina (they’ve seen the world by now, they have).

I want to thank everyone who’s wished me a happy birthday: Dennis, Lindsey, B, CoCo, Amy, Roadie, Martha, Matt, Sara, Imke, Megan, LaJuan, Michael, Marlon, Libby B., Dave, Cheryl, Brooke, Tony, Greg, Jessica, Eric, Mark, and, of course, Mom and Dad (whose lives I changed immeasurably two decades ago). I’m certain to have forgotten someone there, and I apologize if I have. Each and every one of you brightens my life, and, for that, I thank you.

Mail Call!

Jayne: I got post?
Book: Might we all want to step a few paces back before he opens that?
Jayne: Ha ha. It’s from my mother.

Or, in my case, it’s from my awesome friend Amy, who has sent me Firefly DVDs! Thank you, Amy!

Now I just need my professors to give me a birthday without homework. Oh, too late. At least I can listen to Firefly while I work, and I can look forward to seeing Serenity once the weekend starts.

Upgrades All Around

As usual, I’m a little late off the blocks, but I finally took the time to upgrade to WordPress 1.5.2 and everything seems to be working just fine. I love painless upgrades.

My Firefox got an upgrade this morning, too, and, unfortunately, when I reinstalled my extensions, I failed to notice that I was installing Tabbrowser Preferences 1.2.8.4, which completely crashed Firefox for me before. So I had about five minutes of jaw grinding while I wrestled my browser away from the corrupted version and tracked down 1.2.8.5 so that I can have the proper functionality the extension gives me… and, you know, a working browser.

I’ve been out of classes sick for most of this week and now I have to get up and head to classes, with the expectation of no break between 11:30 and 5:00. Since I’m not yet 100%, I’m really not looking forward to this.

Maybe I’ll get enough work done this weekend that I can justify playing with the blog/website some more. I’ve got new layouts for both started, and I’d like to see them up even though I technically don’t have time to work on them.

Orange Juice

As I sit sipping orange juice and staring into space (because I’m too ill to manage anything more productive… like homework), I’m reminded of the best orange juice I ever tasted. When my family and I visited Greece, our hotel in Athens had a juicing machine in the breakfast room. You stuck a glass under the spout, fed it a couple of fresh oranges, and out came the highlight of your breakfast. It couldn’t get any fresher if I’d picked the oranges off the tree myself.

First Hand Flight Dynamics

Cessna 172s My Saturday (September 10th, for those who are counting) started early last week. A couple of my classmates and I were awake enough to watch the sun rise on our way to OSU’s airport for an optional “class field trip”. Our professor arranged flight tests for us so that we could experience some of the manuevers we learn about in flight dynamics. Or, to put it in the terms my classmates and I would use: he provided an awesome excuse for us to get to fly in Cessna 172s.

Although I’ve had more commercial flights than I can count in the past six or seven years, I’d never flown on a small aircraft before. Doing so was tremendously fun. I crunched into the rear seat behind the pilot, which, sadly, did not provide the best views, but it was cool nonetheless. We only had three headsets amongst four people (and the mic didn’t work on one), so that prevented some question-asking–and some of the measurements we were meant to be taking, but that provided me with an excuse to sit back and enjoy the ride. I got some nice photos of the aircraft and aerial views of the area.

Aerial view Being crazy like I am, the most fun was naturally to be had during the manuevers. Going into the flight, I figured that the phugoid would be the highlight, since our professor made it clear that some people tend to dislike the feeling of the oscillatory motion. But the real highlights were the demonstrated stalls. Up and up the nose went, and I could feel the aircraft slowing down. When an aircraft cruises, I typically feel like I’m as well supported as I am when driving on a road. But slow down, and I can feel the “bouyant” force slipping. The thread holding us up gets thinner and thinner. A warning whistle fires, its sound shriller as we continue to climb. The nose pitches downward, and those of us taken by surprise grab for something to hold on to. But by the time we realize the futility of that, the aircraft has recovered and the pilot has us back in steady flight. We did that three times, and I think all of us would have been happy to do it a few more times.

I was sorry when the flight ended, but I guess that’s just motivation for me to: a) become friends with a pilot or b) get my own pilot’s license. In the meantime, though, I have to get that aerospace degree finished.

Unhappy Stat Checking

At some point I’m going to catch on to the fact that I shouldn’t look too closely at who is linking to me when I’m in a bad mood. Why? Because hotlinkers tick me off. Hotlinkers with no way for me to contact them to request that they cease and desist tick me off even more. I mean, the hordes of teenage angst infested Xanga blogs linking to an icon here or there are annoying on principle, but hardly damaging. All of the people using my Phantom of the Opera wallpaper, though, are pushing it. It’s great that people like it, but, for the sake of my wallet, people, upload to your own server.

Some days I just feel like pulling my hair out.

Life’s More Fun When g != 1

Wicked Twister @ Cedar PointTime for number 2 in important backlogged entries. This one concerns my lab’s trip to the incomparable Cedar Point the week before classes started (i.e. August 24). Being a rollercoaster and zero-g fiend, the three years since I’d been there were far too many. The park wasn’t too full and wasn’t too empty, which means we got a lot of riding in, and I was thoroughly exhausted when I made it home after midnight. My ride count, with links to each ride’s official page, stands thus:

Anyone who is familiar with the park can probably guess that I’m a thrill-seeking rollercoaster fiend. For those unfamiliar (or unwilling to click that many links), these are the statistics: 10/14 rides are rollercoasters, 1/14 is classified as a non-rollercoaster thrill ride, 2/14 are classic amusement park rides, and 1/14 was a water ride (otherwise known as the biggest mistake of my week). The photo gallery also contains some good pictures of various rides.

Some highlights and lowlights:

  • I had my first ride on Top Thrill Dragster, a coaster that shoots you from 0 to 120 mph (193 km/h) in two seconds. You then head straight up a 420 ft (128 m) hill and then twist back down while dropping at a 90 degree angle to horizontal. I was completely shocked to find that the coolest part of the ride was the acceleration. The straight-up and straight-down was just a minor added bonus, really.
  • maXair is a brand new ride that reminded me a lot of a ride I rode once in Germany. My primary recollection of that ride was that my mother got tremendously ill whereas I loved it and that I was terribly upset when we had to leave over her. It was similar this time, actually. No one got seriously sick, but I was the only one to get off without feeling ill.
  • Riding a water ride, in this case Thunder Canyon, was the worst idea ever. A waterfall poured straight down on me. All I could think for the next several hours was: why didn’t I listen to Mark?
  • I still think that Millennium Force is the closest I’ve ever experienced to a perfect rollercoaster. There’s none of the upside-down wildness that I love, but there’s a brilliant 310 ft (94.5 m) hill that you zoom down at 80 degrees and 90+ mph (145+ km/h). It’s a steel coaster, so it’s smooth as can be and there’s nothing like the pure speed.
  • The most fabulous experience of the day was riding front seat on Wicked Twister, part of which is pictured above. WT is a U-shaped rollercoaster where riders are launched up one “horn”, twist at the top, free fall back down, and zoom up the other side. Rinse. Repeat. There is nothing more awesome than seeing 20 ft or so of bright yellow track in front of you and nothing else except blue sky. You hang there for an instant, and then you fall and twist and enjoy that glorious moment of weightlessness before laughing wildly at your speed.
  • Some people think I’m crazy when I talk like that. But there’s nothing like an upside-down horizon.

B’s Visit Part Three

Day Three

Everyone slept late Monday morning, and we spent most of the day in the apartment, hanging out, unpacking boxes, etc. This led to B trying to teach me Irish–or at least pronunciation of Irish–and a lot of jokes. Listening to my flatmates attempt to pronounce Irish names that B wrote down was pretty damn amusing, especially when it came to the name Daithí, the Irish version of David. B was explaining that ds are often pronounced like js in Irish. “Except Daithí because that would just be silly.” You’ll be, um, pleased to know that you have been immortalized into our private vocabulary, B. I heard Eric proclaim “that would just be silly” a couple minutes ago while I was typing this.

Life's funnier with friends around That afternoon we completed another important errand: taking B to the bookstore to get her Case hoodie. We got Lindsey a gift there, too, but I’m not allowed to say what it is because she hasn’t gotten it yet. I’ll just say that it was appropriate.

Jessica and Eric left midday for a camping trip, so it was only Mark, B, and I who made the trip to Coventry that night to eat at BD’s Mongolian Barbeque (which, B informed us, is completely unlike food in Mongolia. Not that we were surprised.) As an aside, I’d like to point out that the first picture in their site’s photo gallery is definitely a picture of the BD’s my family and I used to eat at when we lived in Michigan. This photo, on the other hand, looks a lot like the Cleveland restaurant.

B checking e-mail on my laptop Dinner was pretty good, even though they’ve changed the place a lot since we went there last. We freaked the waiter out a bit, I think, when he asked us what we were studying and we answered that we were studying medicine, computer science, and aerospace engineering. Light topics all around, as I like to say!

After dinner we popped in Big Fun for a little while. That place never ceases to be filled with the most bizarre, eclectic mix of stuff. We’re talking everything from Futurama paper dolls to Jesus Christ action figures. I picked up a couple of figurines from The Nightmare Before Christmas for my sister’s birthday, and B got several copies of one of the most bizarre guidebooks I’ve ever seen. If I remember correctly, the title was something along the lines of The Gay Man’s Guide to Heterosexuals. “Do you think they’ll think I’m odd if I buy three copies?”

Is the telegraph pole deaf? As we walked home from the Greenie stop, we had the greatest B moment ever. She stopped in the middle of the sidewalk with a perplexed look on her face and asked, “Is the telegraph pole deaf?” Sure enough, the sign hanging on the pole says “Deaf person”, not “Deaf person in area” or anything like that. I imagine it was one of those moments that’s funniest when you witness it, but I can’t help but laugh when I pass that pole now.

Most of our evening was spent sitting on the floor of the Greyhound station waiting for her 12:40 bus to NYC. We spent our time discussing places we’d been and places we wanted to go. Unsurprisingly, she’s got me beat on all places-we’ve-been accounts except one: I’ve climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, and that’s still on her list. Maybe I’ll be insane one of these days and go climb that mountain again. (One of the reasons I actually made it to the top was that I swore I’d never climb the rest of it over again, so I’d best get to the top the first time.) Eventually, the time came for B to get on her bus; I was sorry to see her go.

My flatmates apparently felt the same. Everyone has said at least once that they wish she’d stayed longer. Or, in the terminology of my flatmates, “We should have kidnapped her and forced her to stay.” So, basically, you’re welcome back any time, B. Thanks for coming!

As a final note, the pictures I took during B’s visit (including photos of my flatmates) have been posted.

B’s Visit Part Two

Day Two

Jessica celebrates the new apartment Sunday was concerned entirely with moving, which is why we tried to hit the major sights on Saturday. Among innumerable trips between the north and south sides of campus, B and I had a few moments where we could just hang out and talk. Waiting for the moving company the university hired to bring a lot of our stuff left B and I sitting out on the front steps for quite awhile. It was a gorgeous day, though, and neither too hot nor too cold, so we didn’t mind much. We listened to Burn the Maps (from The Frames) for awhile, chatted about mutual friends, and freaked my friends out when they overheard the wrong parts of those conversations. It was brilliant.

B wearing my cloak Toward the end of the day, as we worked to get the last of the things from Southside to Northside, I received a comprehensive lesson in modern Irish history, particularly with respect to the conflict between the Republic and the North. Even with only that little bit of insight, I probably qualify now as one of them most knowledgeable Americans in existence on the topic. Frightening, but probably not too far from the truth.

The only way to follow up such a long and tiring day of moving was to head to Tommy’s for dinner. No one can pass up a milkshake after a day like that one! Dinner conversations were about a bizarre as could be expected given that the participants were my three flatmates (Mark, Jessica, and Eric), Brian, B, and myself. Still, it was a fun evening.

B’s Visit Part One

Not having posted about B’s visit (and many other topics by this point) makes me a bad blogger, I know. But life has been hectic enough recently that I’ve had a hard time living it, let alone blogging it. All the same, before things get too far away from me, I’m going to write some about the visit of my co-blogger B, known here as Bangladesh.

B and Gnome As I mentioned previously, B and I have been friends for about two-and-a-half years, but this was our first “real life” meeting. Mark, who is one of my flatmates, and I met her at the Cleveland Airport late Friday (August 19th) evening. Because Cleveland is stupid and doesn’t bother giving people a clear idea of which security gate people are coming out of, we nearly missed her. But, during one of my purposeful strides across the length of baggage claim, I happened to see her Ireland t-shirt and thereby caught her. We picked up her stuff and headed back to my temporary housing on the south side of campus, where I discovered that sleeping on tile floors really can be comfortable.

Day One

I woke up bright and early on Saturday morning, and, sadly, my sneaking-around-the-room skills have worsened since freshman year. With no one trying to sleep in the same room as you, you tend to get a little louder. I think B forgave me, though. We started with a trip to the grocery store to get some cereal that B could eat, and I pointed out some of the sights of the Cedar-Fairmount stretch of
Cleveland Heights. The day was already heating up, and the humidity was substantial.

After breakfast, we grabbed Mark and headed off on a grand campus tour. Walking from one end of my university campus to the other takes between 25 and 30 minutes without stopping, and I’m guessing we spent about an hour-and-a-half walking her all over the place. We paid particular attention to spots where we frequently hang out, like the biorobotics lab in Glennan and Nord atrium. And, naturally, I demonstrated my obsession with the automatic moving bookshelves in the library. I never cease to be entertained by those.

The real thrill was probably that the “No trespassing” signs had been removed from the new “Village at 115″, where Mark and I were scheduled to move the next day. Throughout construction, the policy was that students found trespassing onto the construction site would be immediately expelled. And, since I lived on the opposite side of campus for the past two years, I really hadn’t seen the
place at all. The buildings are gorgeous, and, as one professor put it, “palatial” in comparison to what we’ve had. There will be more on those (including pictures, I hope) later.

Rain was just beginning to fall when we reached the University Circle Rapid station, and, by the time we made it to the platform, there was a pretty good rainstorm going. Excellent timing on our part. Lunch was enjoyed at the Panara Bread inside Tower City, and the rain let up long enough for us to walk to the waterfront to see the Great Lakes Science Center and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame The real reason for going to see the science center this time was the Body Worlds 2 exhibit there. Logan posted a couple of weeks ago on his visit to Body Worlds in Chicago, and I definitely had that on my mind as we went through the exhibit. Firstly, I should note that Body Worlds 2 was packed that day because it was the weekend. There were lots of families with kids there, and, in some cases, I had to ask myself what these people were doing there. One poor toddler, in particular, was just squalling the whole time, and I can’t blame him. I really don’t think the kid was old enough to be anything but scared by the exhibit.

Body Worlds 2 Secondly, B is a 6th year Irish med student. So going through the exhibit with her was like having my own personal guide. It was pretty entertaining, actually, because she’d be discussing all the medical aspects of the bodies and body parts on display while I was analyzing the mechanics and design of it all. We made quite the pair, and I don’t doubt that we frightened a few people.

Although I found the exhibit fascinating and informative, one moment gave me pause. Toward the end, they had a specimen that was more or less a thickly sliced plastinate meant to show how everything fits together inside the body. On a couple of the slices, though, you could see the man’s face with skin and hair just the way you might see a relative as they lay in their coffin. That was disconcerting for me. The section with the fetuses was also uncomfortable. I understand that they died before birth of natural causes, but seeing them so tiny
and perfectly preserved…

At one point, a woman nearby remarked to the woman next to her that the human body was a miracle. I don’t think I left the exhibit with quite that impression. Yes, we are amazing beings. But, physically, there weren’t many differences between the human plastinates and those of other mammals. It’s hard to look at the muscles of a man and not think about how similar they look to the cut of beef I had the other day. Not that I’m advocating cannibalism or vegetarianism here, just observing.

I do think that I left with a new appreciation for the human body, though. It’s impossible for me to stretch now without envisioning what that looks like from the inside.

Once we’d finished our adventures in the Body Worlds 2 exhibit, B and I headed over to the Rock Hall where we spent a couple of years in the exhibits on the lower level. We got a lot sillier. For instance, listening to examples of early rock influences and influential rock songs of various decades were accompanied by much dancing in the aisles. We also spent a lot of time perusing interesting quotes from rock figures, several of which B wrote down in her notebook. (Care to post some of them, B?) My favorite parts, I think, were admiring some of Jimi Hendrix’s childhood drawings and checking out John Lennon’s hand-drawn comics from his schooldays. John’s report cards also had some choice criticisms from his teachers that left us laughing. It’s odd to imagine having my report cards displayed for random people to read someday. There are definitely some funny notes on them, though!

Once we made it back to campus, the three of us went to Aladdin’s for dinner and smoothies. As promised, we hit La Gelateria afterwards with Brian. I had cinnamon and pistachio (alas, no coconut!) and B tried chocolate and hazelnut, if I’m not mistaken. Brian was on a real roll that night and had us in stitches. The night was topped off with a late showing of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at B’s request. I enjoyed the movie even more the second time around, and I think it may well be beating out my devotion to the original (although the song “Pure Imagination” will always be a favorite).