Otherwise known as: What Nicole Will Find Time For During Her 37 Hours In NW Arkansas If Her Advisor Gives Her Permission To Show Up To The APS/DFD Conference A Day Late In Order To Go To Her Cousin’s Wedding.
- Catfish. Possibly obtained here. (Do they still make those amazing turtle sundaes?)
- Imposing on at least one cousin for shelter/food/etc.
- Spending 4+ hours driving across country I used to know but now will be lost in.
- Stopping along the way. Ordering a strawberry limeade. Duh.
- Seeing the cousin closest in age to me get married. (Oh dear. Does that mean I’m next?)
- Wishing I had more time/the chance to see some old friends.
- Getting glared at for showing up to a wedding in a pant suit and dress shirt. (Limited carry-on + going-to-a-conference.)
- Witnessing what extraordinary pranks my cousins can come up with for the newly-weds.
Would you like to Super-Route-Sixty-Six-ify that? Comes with eighteen free trips to the bathroom.