W’s Favorite Song?

On the shuttle up to campus this morning I heard a song on the radio that seemed to consist entirely of electric guitar pseudo-riffs and men with country twangs in their voices declaring, “God bless Texas!” I’m in New York right now–you know, one of those ivory-towered, liberal scum-filled blue states. Shouldn’t I be exempt from this kind of thing?

2 Responses to “W’s Favorite Song?”

  • “God bless Texas!”

    Only state in the union with an official cowboy hat!

    Also I believe one of three states where “the varmint had it comin'” is still a valid legal defense.

  • “I ain’t seen a problem yet can’t be solved by kickin’ ass–KICKIN’ ASS!”

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